TFLN Texts of The Day

New feature, Texts From Last Night Texts of the Day:

1. (816): I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.


2. (925): Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen? (1-925): Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through


3. (410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.

If you haven't been there go, now. For real.