Drugs, Belly Dancing, and Black Labs

So the new show Homeland Security debuted on ABC last night and while interesting also led me to believe a few things:

1. Vehicles with tinted windows trying to gain entry to the U.S. always have illegal immigrants inside. ALWAYS.
2. Drugs are everywhere: tires, gas tanks, trunks, door panels, asian robot toys, in people, and more cars.
3. Furthermore drug sniffing dogs aren't always right-leading Customs and Border Patrol to tear apart your car for all your drugs.
4. Belly Dancers from Europe are liars who just come here to work and eat our food.
5. Teenagers think it's ok to bring drug paraphernalia from Mexico to the U.S. Specifically multiple bowls (glass pipes).
6. The T.S.A. agent that makes you strip, throw out your water and nail cutter, and altogether humiliates you, really does care. (Great video at that link)
7. And finally that this show is stupid. Not the job, but the show.

Rundown

• Jen Garner gives birth to another person that hates Ben Affleck movies [Mediatakeout]


• Hospitals no longer see the need to check for blades in your jaw [News4Jax]


• Boy ordered to cut hair because it looks fucking stupid of a gang symbol [Wavy.com]


• Mark Cuban backs out of pursuit of Cubs due to "economy"-not his major fuck ups [FanNation]