Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Chicago Athletes Aren't Too Hot With Sharp Items

Lance Briggs has shown us that not only can Chicago Bulls players cut themselves. First we had Jordan with the cigar cutter, Rose slicing apples while napping, and now Lance Briggs decided to shave his face blindfolded, and cut his hand. Apparently he was using a straight edge razor, maybe trying to act out Sweeney Todd (ya I liked a musical movie, so what).

My question is if Tiger and Roger Federererererer can use the Fusion Mach Turbo Booster razor why can't he? (I know Jeter uses it too but he can suck it)

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