Streetfest Update: This Weekend

So when I originally checked there was not much going on for this weekend but here's what is on tap:

22nd-25th: Gaelic Park Irish Fest (Gaelic Park-Oak Forest)
I know this isn't quite "Chicago" but deal with it. According to Metromix there is not much going on other than below. Also beers here are $3 so it can make up for the hike out there. [Website]

23rd-24th: Randolph Street Market Festival
Ends at like 4pm or 5pm so it's not really a big festival (in my opinion). They do serve beer though so that is always a plus. [Website]

Ghetto Names

This was sent to me by a coworker, actually 2 of them. Here ya go:

TFLN Texts of The Day

It's Monday so here's some more:

1. (469): Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
2. (404): i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
3. (631): Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
4. (607): I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
5. (972): like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys(214): I hope to god you are high
6. (612): we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
7. (626): I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
8. (410): the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
9. (936): Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
10. (918): The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
11. (703): i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
12. (646): I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
13. (914): this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
14. (831): my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
15. (913): omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand

Street Fest Review # 1

Mayfest was this weekend (Ashland and Barry) and I made it out Saturday. It was a good time and "highlights" (if you call them that) are below:

1. Apparently hot women flock to street fests.


2. My ratio of beers had to hot women talked to is about 10:1.


3. I'm pretty sure this happened in one of the port o pottys.


4. You can not do LeBomb shots at Pony as they have no sugar or flour or baby powder.


5. Girls do not like it when you laugh at their age. Especially when they are over 10 years older than you.


6. What's better than drinking beer outside? Sneaking in beer so it's free


7. Lastly: You can have blood all over your hand the next morning but have no apparent wounds.

Also bars do not have this song.....yet:

Chuck Renewed

I know this doesn't apply to a lot, or maybe any of you but NBC's Chuck got renewed for a third season. I'm a huge fan of NBC's lineup from Chuck to Friday Night Lights and their entire Thursday night line up. Plus Conan is coming back soon so that's a plus.

Here's a reason to watch as well:

[E! Online]