Wisconsin Women. . .

I hope most of you (men) have heard this story by now and maybe taken caution. No, I'm not saying don't sleep around, just don't do it in Wisconsin.

A man was tied up, blindfolded, and bound to a bed in a Wisconsin motel by his wife and three lovers. He was then assaulted physically and sexually (re:penis super glued to his stomach). The women obviously committed a felony and face six years in prison for the offense which is nowhere near long enough.

I think the guy actually came out on top in this story though, he will for sure be getting a divorce and will no longer be with a woman from Wisconsin.

[SunTimes]

She Should Get The Death Penalty

A 67 year old woman in New York poured boiling water on her sleeping husband's genitals that led to 2nd and 3rd degree burns over 30% of his body. She did this because she found out that her 67 year old husband of 20 years was having an affair. First off, congrats that you're still healthy to have sex at 67, and secondly fuck her. That's just so painful. I hated her when I read the link.

[WPIX]