Madonna Gearing Up For World War III

Malawi has approved Madonna's bid to adopt a second child. You know what this means, the future war of 2030 between Angelina and Madonna is underway. Let's take a look at it:

Angelina Jolie-6 Kids

• Brad Pitt- The once domestic and tranquil Pitt was recruited by Jolie to train the children in the art of Fight Club and in reverse aging when need be.
• Maddox- This soon to be 8 year old is from Cambodia. Skilled in explosives, he is the elder and veteran of the crew.
• Zahara- At just 4 years old, this Ethiopian native is a master of foreign languages and disguises.
• Shiloh- The 3 year old is the first blood child of Pitt and Jolie. She is slowly becoming an expert in espionage and reconnaissance.
• Pax-Turns 6 in November and is becoming an expert in knives and the Brazilian art of Capoera.
• Knox & Vivienne- The twins are the latest addition to the clan and turn 1 next month. While they are believed to be humans they are in fact not. Undergoing experimental surgery over 2 years ago, Pitt and Jolie were able to clone skin tissue to disguise the first ever privately owned, human like Transformers.

Madonna-4 Kids

• Lourdes- The oldest of the Madonna brood at about 13 she is also the most skilled. A black belt in Krav Maga and Brazilian Jiu Jitsui she is deadly. She can also speak 7 languages and is an excellent marksman.
• Rocco- Around 10 years old the elder boy is the spy's spy. With his Hollywood parents and his British ancestry he is the modern day Bond.
• David- The Malawi born David is about 4 years old and is a quick learner. With his raw strength he excels at hand to hand combat and is also the tech expert of the group.
• Mercy- Madonna has just won the rights to 3 year old Mercy and could not be happier. Mercy is the world's youngest stunt woman ever. Equipped with these skills she also is a card shark, able to overturn a casino in a day, a resourceful skill to supply the family with their cash.

You hear it here first. This is the next world war and by the looks of it I'm sure that these families have only just started gearing up.