TFLN Texts of The Day

Texts of the Day:

1. (402): I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
2. (323): Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
3. (619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
4. (812): Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
5. (703): Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor