Jack Bauer < Junkyard Cat

Simply because we have to wait almost two F'n months for the rest of the season. Plus 24: Redemption was like Blood Diamond minus DiCaprio, minus Connelly, minus the body count and minus anyone at all screaming "DIAAAAAAAAAA!" If Jack Bauer would have screamed that at the end of the episode I wouldn't bitch.

For now we'll have to deal with this agent Bauer:



One more for good measure:

Fuck These Cuffs

Apparently the Chicago Police are now buying their handcuffs at Toys R Us, that or they're arresting drug addict magicians.

"A suspect who was in police custody reportedly picked the lock on his handcuffs and escaped a West Side police station Monday afternoon. . . About 3:45 p.m., a 34-year-old man who was in custody for drug charges was being processed by police in an interview room in the Harrison District police station, on the 3100 block of West Harrison Street, according to police."

Hopefully it was this douche:

[Sun Times]

Unfortunately It Wasn't The Last Samurai

A guard at the Scientology Center in Hollywood killed a "Samurai swordsman" outside the facility.

"Surveillance tape showed the man arriving at the center’s parking lot in a red convertible, then approaching the guards with a sword in each hand, Hara said."

Not much to this story other than it reminded me of The Last Samurai which reminded me of one of my favorite Paul Mooney clips.
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Paul Mooney On The Movies from Chappelle Show

[Chicago Sun Times]