Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Fuck These Cuffs

Apparently the Chicago Police are now buying their handcuffs at Toys R Us, that or they're arresting drug addict magicians.
"A suspect who was in police custody reportedly picked the lock on his handcuffs and escaped a West Side police station Monday afternoon. . . About 3:45 p.m., a 34-year-old man who was in custody for drug charges was being processed by police in an interview room in the Harrison District police station, on the 3100 block of West Harrison Street, according to police."
Hopefully it was this douche:

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