Cali Homosexual Couples Are Not Free To Enjoy Unhappiness In Marriage

Well California passed Proposition 8 banning gay marriage by 52%. These are the same people that have Arnold Schwarzenegger as their Governor so you know their priorities are in line.

I find it sad that this passed on the heels of one of the most historically monumental times in our country's history. My only hope though is that Obama will further this cause or at least be more tolerant. In the past it's hard enough to get someone to even utter the topic in any kind of a political sense.

Well I guess this is sacred right:

Merry Christmas but Sorry Your Gift Sucks

Obama won yay and shortly revitalized newspaper sales. I did like the Suntimes cover but not this much:

"I'm going to laminate that cover and send them out as Christmas gifts," said
Mathies, 39, who lives in the Austin neighborhood. "I have papers going to New
York, Texas and Arizona -- they're getting a big copy-and I'm also saving one
for my daughter."

Basically your kids will hate you if you give them this as a gift.

[Chicago Sun Times]

Richard Roeper Drives His Chevy to Vote

Roeper published a column to help you get into the election day groove complete with a list of songs on his iPod. One song is "This is Our Country" by John Mellancamp. I swear to god that is the worst song ever due to Chevy whoring it out every 10 minutes during an NFL game. Richard Roeper apparently doesn't like football therefore by simple math he's un-American.

That being said I like Roeper and agree that tomorrow morning we won't have to hear anymore high school style campaigning:

"Candidate Terrible says he's for the people, but his record indicates he hates
people.
Candidate Wonderful is FOR people. He's a person himself, and he's
married to a person as well. Candidate Wonderful: He can turn water into wine."

Thank god now we can get back to Viva Viagra and birth control commercials.

Red State Satire:


[Chicago Sun Times]

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