Richard Roeper Drives His Chevy to Vote

Roeper published a column to help you get into the election day groove complete with a list of songs on his iPod. One song is "This is Our Country" by John Mellancamp. I swear to god that is the worst song ever due to Chevy whoring it out every 10 minutes during an NFL game. Richard Roeper apparently doesn't like football therefore by simple math he's un-American.

That being said I like Roeper and agree that tomorrow morning we won't have to hear anymore high school style campaigning:

"Candidate Terrible says he's for the people, but his record indicates he hates
people.
Candidate Wonderful is FOR people. He's a person himself, and he's
married to a person as well. Candidate Wonderful: He can turn water into wine."

Thank god now we can get back to Viva Viagra and birth control commercials.

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[Chicago Sun Times]