I Completely Forgot!

Today is National Hairball Awareness Day. . .ya, you read that correctly. But be careful when planning some of your celebrations today because we are still in Coin Week, National Karaoke Week, Cowboy Poetry Week, and my favorite-National Sky Awareness week. Apparently it's not too obvious that the sky is constantly there. If anyone wants to celebrate DNA day/Malaria awareness day tomorrow let me know. I'm all about it.

via Brownielocks (isn't that some kind of sexual thing?)

Apple Has A Weak Spot For Dead Babies

Bad title? Oh well. Apple recently pulled an application called "Baby Shaker" off it's app store Wednesday. This comes just two days after it was released. The application is shown in the video below.

I don't know who thought of this but it's both disgusting and genius. Genius in the sense that this person will now have their name out there, disgusting in the obvious ways. I'm guessing it was one of those kids you knew when you were younger-the one who ate shit he clearly wasn't supposed to, the one who drank at like 11 (before you thought it was cool at 13), or this kid.

Michael Scott, King Of Saudi Arabia

Sometimes I wake up and wonder what the hell to write about and then I click on CNN and only have to look as far as the first video.

A man in Saudi Arabia divorced his wife via text message. . . and the court approved it. I didn't even get to watch the whole video because this gem caught me off guard:

"Saudi law permits husbands to divorce their wives just by saying 'I divorce you.' But Saudi women can not do the same. If they seek a divorce they have the right to go to court and ask for one."

Apparently Michael Scott rules Saudi Arabia.

Earth Day Smacks

This post has nothing to do with Earth day. Frankly I'm sick of calendar days being dedicated to stupid shit like Talk Like Shakespeare day, Sweetest Day, or Boxing day. F Canada.

Anyways here's a video of two women smacking each other for some contest:

Fast & Are We Fucking Kidding Me?

Obviously this short review of Fast & Furious is very timely but I don't care. Really wanting to see a movie last night I went to see this because we tried to be nice and not see Crank 2 without a certain friend. (I know what you're thinking, we purely want to see Crank 2 for comedic value)

I digress. Movie starts with The Pacifier (which was sadly better than this) and his new crew (Michelle Rodriguez, 2 Dominican guys, and the Asian guy from Bow Wow Drift and his gf) stealing a fuel transport and then the crazy explosions and action happens. Skip forward Michelle Rodriguez dies and we see Paul Walker is in the FBI again; the FBI that is apparently your pushover mother seeing as he does whatever he wants. Pacifier has to avenge Michelle's death because their motto for love was "Ride or Die". . . .I'm not kidding. He ends up teaming up with Paul Walker to take down the drug lord responsible who has recruited them to transport drugs from Mexico to the U.S. Skip ahead through some horrible acting and standard racing scenes and they catch him and put him in jail. Pacifier feels he can finally own up for his crimes and is sentenced to 25 years to life in prison. (Favorite part because I thought this franchise was dead) Movie ends with the crew about to break him out on his prison transport.

I didn't write "SPOILER ALERT" at the top because that only applies to good movies. I laughed at the serious parts (graveyard scene) and the only thing that I enjoyed was seeing Jordana Brewster. If you really wanna see this movie I will blindfold you and drive you around in a parking lot revving my engine and I can provide the bad acting on my own.

See this instead: