Detroit: City of Great Traditions Like. . . .Arson

This halloween as most cities in America prepare for kids walking the streets begging for candy, Detroit has bigger things to worry about. Mainly arson.

"At its peak in 1984, 810 fires were reported in Detroit from Oct. 29 to 31,
fueled by, among other things, Devil's Night's growing notoriety and the
city's large number of abandoned buildings."

Apparently foreclosed homes and abandoned buildings can't pass out candy so fuck
em, let's burn em down.

Why not Ford Field why you're at it?

[Chicago Sun Times]

Phillies Win The World Series but Philadelphia Still Sucks

The only thing good from Philadelphia is It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Period.

Wassup Update

The Wassuuuuuuup guys are back. I've included the original video and then the new one. Good stuff.

Original:


2008:

Dwight Schrute Tribute

Dwight wants you to vote:


Great Dwight Tribute:

Worst Marketing Ever

Take Viagra and you'll cheat. Or something like that. Some study or something looked into the increase in infidelity. I'm sure this was a multi-million dollar study too, not like the country has bigger problems.

I hate Viagra commercials:


[Chicago Sun Times]