Oprah Almost Gave Away Free Cars To The Senate

So Blagojevich went on TV yesterday to defend himself amidst his impeachment hearings-not at the actual hearing where he had no one present. Aside from being a walking joke and his hair being tamed and house broken, he let everyone know that Oprah was an option for the previously vacant Illinois senate seat. With her obvious qualifications I wish it would have happened for this sole reason:


It could happen.

There's a New President?

I do not know how much shit can possibly go on for the inauguration but apparently not enough. Don't get me wrong, I like Obama but I didn't know Mardi Gras moved to D.C.

Either way we can't all be excited as this guy:


Truthfully I muted him after the first ten seconds so don't fault me for anything he says based on his apparent coke use and anger over resembling the guy from Super Size Me.

I'm back, kinda. School gets in the way of updating so I apologize.

Drugs, Belly Dancing, and Black Labs

So the new show Homeland Security debuted on ABC last night and while interesting also led me to believe a few things:

1. Vehicles with tinted windows trying to gain entry to the U.S. always have illegal immigrants inside. ALWAYS.
2. Drugs are everywhere: tires, gas tanks, trunks, door panels, asian robot toys, in people, and more cars.
3. Furthermore drug sniffing dogs aren't always right-leading Customs and Border Patrol to tear apart your car for all your drugs.
4. Belly Dancers from Europe are liars who just come here to work and eat our food.
5. Teenagers think it's ok to bring drug paraphernalia from Mexico to the U.S. Specifically multiple bowls (glass pipes).
6. The T.S.A. agent that makes you strip, throw out your water and nail cutter, and altogether humiliates you, really does care. (Great video at that link)
7. And finally that this show is stupid. Not the job, but the show.

Rundown

• Jen Garner gives birth to another person that hates Ben Affleck movies [Mediatakeout]


• Hospitals no longer see the need to check for blades in your jaw [News4Jax]


• Boy ordered to cut hair because it looks fucking stupid of a gang symbol [Wavy.com]


• Mark Cuban backs out of pursuit of Cubs due to "economy"-not his major fuck ups [FanNation]