Could've Fooled Me

Love at first sight

Don't worry the economy is still in shambles so why not have another pointless study.

"A recent study of college co-eds found women 18 to 25 believe men view excessive drinking as a sexy trait, but they're wrong. Seventy-one percent of women overestimated how many cocktails men would like them to drink on any given occasion, according to a study in Psychology of Addictive Behaviors."

College researchers, supposedly smart people, keep spending money on studies that are not only stupid (ed. common knowledge) but that are unneccesary. Now that women know being drunk is not a turn on to men is the economy going to turn around? Are the troops coming home? World peace at last? No, No, and for sure no.

But go on college researchers, keep doing your jobs. I may need to know if gunshots to the head do not feel good or if driving your car blindfolded on the highway does not prevent cancer.

[Sun Times]