Meet Mel Gibson's New Friend

Not only is Jeremiah Wright a reverend, he's also a big follower of the church of Mel Gibson.

" 'Them Jews aren't going to let him talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five years when he's a lame duck, or in eight years when he's out of office,' Wright was quoted as saying in an article posted Tuesday."

Rev. Wright is a prick, plain and simple. Whatever God is up there is shaking his head asking how this guy became a "voice of god."

Oh well at least he's patriotic:

[Sun Times]

TFLN Texts of The Day

Texts of the day:

1. (828): if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for a gold right now.
2. (44): What's everyones problem with my costume?! (1-44): It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
3. (206): I thought spray tan was a myth (1-206): ? (206): You know, something that only happens in Jersey
4. (502): Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job. (973): I'm moving there. Get me hired.
5. (508): Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
6. (403): Are you so shy because you have an std?
7. (850): It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
8. (917): Eric got herpes from Jo-ann (914): That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
9. (650): like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
10. (216): He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.

Just Like My Kitchen At Home

I actually like Hell's Kitchen. People go on a reality show and get treated like shit. Count me as a loyal watcher. Gordon Ramsay belittles and berates his chefs every episode without fail and this makes for interesting TV.

Seems this time he forgot he wasn't on his show though and instead an Australian News program. Oh well, watch for yourself. I'm pretty sure this is considered a war in Australia.



[CNN]

Helen Keller Could Figure This Out

American Idol runner up Adam Lambert gave an exclusive interview with Rolling Stone and the hot topic was if he is gay. . . .

That photo is a head shot and he might as well be saying he's going to make out with a man in 2 minutes. If you have seen clips of Idol or anywhere else you know he's gay. Good for him too. It doesn't matter either way or affect his singing (and I'll admit he can sing).

Rolling Stone's next mysteries to solve:

• Is the sky blue?
• Is the world flat?
• How are babies made?
• Is Santa Claus real
• Why do people still read Rolling Stone?

I Think This Should Be A Weekly Occurrence

The video below is a live promo for AE's new reality show that follows MC Hammer's life. I don't know how good this show is going to be or even want to guess as Hammer was recently doing Cash for Gold and Nationwide (Read: No more money) commercials. The only thing that gives me hope is the programs on AE that I like: Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, Intervention, and more.