Obama Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut, Twice

I don't often write stuff that is supposed to be smart but I guess I'll suppress my comedic thoughts for a bit.

If you haven't heard of the story (you live in a cave) here's a quick run down: A prominent professor returns home with his driver, both men are African American, and has problems getting into his house. After trying several times to get in the front and back door the professor and his driver shoulder their way through the door. A neighbor or passerby witnesses all this and calls the police to report a possible break in. When the white police officer arrives to investigate he has words with the professor and ultimately ends up arresting him.

The exchange between the two is disputed with the officer saying the professor was uncooperative while the professor says he was. That is all "he said, she said" at this point. Aside from that President Obama came out and said that the police department "acted stupidly" and admitted he may be biased as the professor is a friend of his.

In my opinion Obama acted stupidly for making a biased opinion, especially when he was fully unaware of the facts. Mary Mitchell of the SunTimes, who I rarely agree with and matter of factly think 99% of her articles are complete trash, wrote two articles that I mostly agree with (article 1 here and article 2 here). Once again I said mostly agree so don't read into it too much. The key point in both her articles though that I 100% agree with is that she says both sides overreacted. That's what this whole event is including the President, who, like I said should have kept his mouth shut.

How Do You Kill Women and Children?

. . .easy, don't lead 'em as much.

A woman jumped the White House fence yesterday. Not really a story but it reminded me of this clip (jump to 1:30 for the line, it's a good clip though):

Meet Mel Gibson's New Friend

Not only is Jeremiah Wright a reverend, he's also a big follower of the church of Mel Gibson.

" 'Them Jews aren't going to let him talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five years when he's a lame duck, or in eight years when he's out of office,' Wright was quoted as saying in an article posted Tuesday."

Rev. Wright is a prick, plain and simple. Whatever God is up there is shaking his head asking how this guy became a "voice of god."

Oh well at least he's patriotic:

[Sun Times]

Obama Got A Burger? Holy Shit!

("Joe I'm fucking starving, let's GO!")

Why is this news? Obama and Biden went out to get hamburgers. . . . Ya, this is not news unless you're The Onion. I mean this is not drama:

"The two leaders went right up to the counter where the meat was being grilled and ordered.
Each fetched cash from his pocket and paid, and then the pair stood like the rest and waited for their number to be called before going to a table."

The Suntimes found this newsworthy? They didn't mention the part where the two men then were hand-fed by supermodels and then spit on minorities afterwards.

[Suntimes]

There's a New President?

I do not know how much shit can possibly go on for the inauguration but apparently not enough. Don't get me wrong, I like Obama but I didn't know Mardi Gras moved to D.C.

Either way we can't all be excited as this guy:


Truthfully I muted him after the first ten seconds so don't fault me for anything he says based on his apparent coke use and anger over resembling the guy from Super Size Me.