- (828): if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for a gold right now.
- (44): What's everyones problem with my costume?! (1-44): It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
- (206): I thought spray tan was a myth (1-206): ? (206): You know, something that only happens in Jersey
- (502): Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job. (973): I'm moving there. Get me hired.
- (508): Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
- (403): Are you so shy because you have an std?
- (850): It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
- (917): Eric got herpes from Jo-ann (914): That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
- (650): like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
- (216): He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
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