Showing posts with label American Idol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American Idol. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Helen Keller Could Figure This Out

American Idol runner up Adam Lambert gave an exclusive interview with Rolling Stone and the hot topic was if he is gay. . . .

That photo is a head shot and he might as well be saying he's going to make out with a man in 2 minutes. If you have seen clips of Idol or anywhere else you know he's gay. Good for him too. It doesn't matter either way or affect his singing (and I'll admit he can sing).

Rolling Stone's next mysteries to solve:
  • Is the sky blue?
  • Is the world flat?
  • How are babies made?
  • Is Santa Claus real
  • Why do people still read Rolling Stone?

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Rock God? I Think Not

Some seasons of American Idol (read: 2) I watch, most I don't. This is one of them that I do not watch. Last night Adam Lambert covered a Led Zeppelin song and was told he was a "Rock God" by not-Paula Abdul and basically praised by every judge. I'll admit it was good and the guy can sing but, American Idol, fuck you.

I think you're disrespecting the legends of Rock and Roll by saying that, including Led Zeppelin and Slash (who was there as a mentor....?). He has talent but he is not "Rock God." Sorry. That's like saying Zac Efron or Vin Diesel are acting icons that others aspire to be like. Full video below, cut to the 3:00min mark for the judges sucking him off.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

American Idol or Death?


As I was watching American Idol (yes I watch it at times) the first thing I hear is "sing for their lives." Apparently you no longer go home-you die.


Highlight so far is Simon pining for the hot girl over the one who can sing.