TFLN Texts of The Day

Texts of the day:

1. (406): also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
2. (440): It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
3. (612): hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good(651): who is this?(612): jesse's little brother
4. (917): i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
5. (573): i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
6. (434): ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
7. (970): I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now

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