Chuck Renewed

I know this doesn't apply to a lot, or maybe any of you but NBC's Chuck got renewed for a third season. I'm a huge fan of NBC's lineup from Chuck to Friday Night Lights and their entire Thursday night line up. Plus Conan is coming back soon so that's a plus.

Here's a reason to watch as well:

[E! Online]

TFLN Texts of The Day

Texts of the Day:

1. (406): my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
2. (803): My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
3. (410): He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
4. (203): How did you manage that?(860): Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis(203): lol... jersey girls rock
5. (636): dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you(1-636): when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
6. (917): this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
7. (907): I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
8. (312): She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
9. (508): I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
10. (516): It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.

[TFLN]

Can Charles Adopt Me?

Charles Barkley recently said that the only thing women can beat him at is "cooking and cleaning." So one of the TNT camera women decided to challenge him to a push up contest.

I honestly wish I could live with this man 24/7. No homo. To have a job where you can do whatever you want and say whatever you want is amazing. Let's not forget this is the same guy that got pulled over for a DUI and told the truth, which happened to be that he was speeding to get a blow job.

Anyways he lost and the video is below:

TFLN Texts of The Day

Texts of the day:

1. (216): when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account(1-216): damn...impressive bar tab(216): no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
2. (303): My hand turned me down
3. (330): what are you wearing?(703): Just my guilt
4. (903): I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
5. (510): my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
6. (248): I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
7. (443): they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
8. (207): using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
9. (732): ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
10. (540): that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen(703): i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid

Dating, or Something Like It

Cnn.com has a "relationship" with thefrisky.com to provide dating advice. Today they ran an article interpreting 8 Dating One Liners. My take and there literal take below:

• I Don't Want to Ruin Our Friendship

Frisky: Translated: The thought of kissing you fills me with a mix of nausea, terror, revulsion and fear. Please don't try again. No, really.

Bet You Won't: I agree with them pretty much on this except it can happen where two people are part of a large group and really don't want to mess up the dynamic. I guess if you really wanted the person it'd be worth it though.

• I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

Frisky: Translated: Straight, gay, man, woman, it doesn't matter: this is universal code for "I am cheating on you."

Bet You Won't: I've never been on the giving or receiving end of that line but I believe their take 60% of the time, works all the time.

• I'm friends with all my exes.

Frisky: Translated: I need the ego boost that can only come from surrounding myself with people I've seen naked.

Bet You Won't: While funny, and maybe true occasionally, I call bullshit. Some people are just nice (read:keeping their options open).

• I hate all my exes.

Frisky: Translated: The court-mandated anger management course I was forced to take didn't work and I will probably scare the hell out of you at some point.

Bet You Won't: Ya this one's dead on.....sorry.

• All of my exes were psychos.

Frisky: Translated: You will nod sympathetically the first five times I tell you this, but you'll soon discover that I have a knack for driving people crazy.

Bet You Won't: This one is hit or miss. Most likely they're right BUT just as girls "like bad boys" some guys have a penchant for finding girls you're afraid to sleep next to for fear of being stabbed.

• Are you really going to wear that?

Frisky: Translated: What some might wrongly label passive-aggressive, I call being tactful. You can look forward to raised eyebrows, indecipherable muttered judgments, and gasps of disbelief, shock or horror, but on the upside, I will never ever insult you to your face.

Bet You Won't: You date a guy/girl because you like them and respect their opinions. This translation was a little dramatic. Deal with it.

• I'm so nice; I'm almost too nice.

Frisky: Translated: I will never slap you, cheat on you, or steal money out of your wallet, and I will take great pleasure in reminding you of this whenever you get uppity.

Bet You Won't: READ AS: I am a cocky: douche, bitch, asshole, or (fill in your own) ____________.

• My mom and I are besties!

Frisky: Translated: If you're the uptight type, holiday dinners with my family might be a little uncomfortable because I tell her everything about our sex life.

Bet You Won't: No one talks like that so stop dating 9 year olds.

[CNN]