"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."
George Carlin
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
TFLN Texts of The Day
Texts of The Day:
(314): Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
(310): she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.(1-310): ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
(318): i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
(612): that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
(803): I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
"Bet You Won't" is just a saying when someone implies they are about to do something stupid, unbelievable, or unbelievably stupid. Don't take anything to serious here, because I'm not. It's a place to vent, to tell stories, and to just ramble. Comment away-good or bad, if I have a voice then so should you.
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