Story about my Father again. Not happy about this one. So the jean jacket junkie was off last night which is pretty much like walking through a mine field with a mine sweeper on low batteries-you may get lucky and make it but most likely shit's gonna blow up. This being said we get through a relatively peaceful night of dinner and Operation Repo (another family bonding show as is this) without a hitch. . . . Until a few hours later when I walk past the computer room and my dad says to me:
"Look at these people I went to school with on Facebook."
I somehow knew this day would come when my parents would catch up with technology but I avoided confronting it. I really hoped it wouldn't actually because I still don't know how to react. This might be appropriate.
Be prepared to see these things happen now that my Father is on Book:
- People start seeing Brendan Fraser movies
- Britney Spears wins a lifetime achievement award and mother of the year
- Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes president after the constitution is amended
- Jesus comes down to earth to catch a football game but returns immediately after the Lions lose even with his help
- People watch Nascar
- Your mother loves you
- Flo Rida, Akon, and Lady GaGa are tapped to revamp the National Anthem
- I leave book......maybe
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