Never Mess With a Russian Hairdresser

This is the kind of thing that makes my work day so much better. A small salon in Russia was closing up for the day when a 32 year old man came in and attempted to rob the store at gunpoint. The customers and employees alike, all frightened, were ready to cooperate until the 28 year old owner (a yellow belt in karate) knocked his ass out and tied him up with a hairdryer cord. She then locked him in a utility closet and told workers she was going to call the police but instead this hilariously happened:

"When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take off his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.

After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra."

Run down of embarrassment: Getting knocked out by a woman while you have a gun, getting raped by said woman for 3 days, and to top it off pink furry handcuffs. This story is too easy to make jokes so here, enjoy this instead:



[FOX Phoenix]