Taco Bell Gets Free Advertising

A drug dealer in Indiana (don't act too surprised now) led police on a chase to Taco Bell. The man was wanted on other charges and after police spotted him he led them on a chase to a Decatur Taco Bell.

"Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he 'knew he was going to jail for a while' and wanted to get one last burrito. Cooper was held without bail on four counts of dealing cocaine and other charges. And he never got the burrito he craved."

I mean Taco Bell is alright but couldn't you find a better place to eat before jail? Or maybe he was filling out an application ahead of time.

[Tribune]

TFLN Texts of The Day

I'll add a few more today since, well, I just want to:

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2. (519): dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
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[TFLN.com]

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TFLN Texts of The Day

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Fuck This Guy

Not really, he's lucky and, being a charity worker, probably deserves it.

"A bungee jumping, ostrich-riding British charity worker was named Wednesday the winner of what's been dubbed the "Best Job in the World" — a 150,000 Australian dollar ($111,000) contract to serve as the caretaker of a tropical Australian island.
Ben Southall, 34, beat out nearly 35,000 applicants from around the world for the dream assignment to swim, explore and relax on Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier Reef for six months while writing a blog to promote the area."

Writing a blog and getting paid to do it is my dream job. Plus a free residence on the ocean, hard times I guess. I got offered it but I don't like open water so you know, back to sales for me.

[Yahoo]