Thursday, July 2, 2009

Shiiiiiiiiit

The Sears Tower opens its new skydeck viewing area today and I for one will not be in attendance. As cool as this looks I do not trust it. I'm a big guy and I was not meant to fly or levitate above the ground near the world's tallest building (fuck you Malysia). I am pretty sure god would have taken care of the whole flying thing if need be. Plus I do not want to be in there with that asshole who rides the elevator/ferris wheel and thinks it would be hilarious to jump up and down or rock around. No thank you. On my death bed I'll be perfectly happy not visiting this thing.

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