Pretend Princesses

I'll preface this post by saying it's going to resemble The GMG but I had to write it. Also that in no way do I believe I am perfect. On my way to work this morning I took notice of a trend I like to call "Pretend Princesses." Driving up 90 everyday I tend to pay attention to the road in front of me approximately 5% of the time and to the cars around me 100% of the time. I do this because I am bored, some would say looking for women*, and sometimes I'm so into the song I'm singing I need to move my head side to side.

Anyways I'm digressing. Today I noticed it more so than normal the Pretend Princesses. These girls are the ones you see that have the obnoxious fur coat, big hoop/diamond/dangling earrings, make up that I am led to believe dries and forms a traditional ceremonial mask for one tribe or another, AAAAAAAND the kicker-the sticker/license plate frame/mirror hanger that says PRINCESS. I'm all for taking care of yourselves ladies and that your husband/boyfriend should treat you like a queen or princess but the thing that would turn him off immediately is when you start acting like one. Ladies don't like guys that brag all the time and are cocky (different from confident) and guys don't like girls that are stuck up and full of themselves.

So in conclusion ladies be confident but don't call yourself a princess, that's just dumb. Princess Diana's motorcade never had a Princess bumper sticker anywhere on it.

*Some would be me, and if you haven't looked around you on the Chicago area expressways then you don't know what you're missing guys. I'm sure girls will even find it enjoyable.