"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."
George Carlin
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
He Was Quick
Driving is hard, and sometimes you're hard while driving. Apparently the latter is the case here. In some town (does it really matter?) in Norway a man was fined and could face a driving ban as he was caught having sex with his female passenger while doing 123km/h in a 100 km/h zone. Now I can't do the math (and too lazy too google it) but I figure that has to be at least 200 mph.
My favorite part of the story:
"After filming the incident for evidence, they finally pulled the car over."
I am sure that it had to be filmed. Also the officer's name was Tor Stein Hagen which sounds like the cheap version of Copenhagen, which is a cheap version of Skoal, which is a cheap version of cancer but may lead to singing like this:
"Bet You Won't" is just a saying when someone implies they are about to do something stupid, unbelievable, or unbelievably stupid. Don't take anything to serious here, because I'm not. It's a place to vent, to tell stories, and to just ramble. Comment away-good or bad, if I have a voice then so should you.
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