1. Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock. I know her accent in the Blind Side was bad but not that bad. Definitely not bad enough to fuck a tattoo parlor. I mean when I think trophy girl I thing snake coming out of your vagina.
2. Lady Gaga is being sued by her ex boyfriend. I don't care what she's being sued for (whose dick is bigger?) but I'm shocked that she has an ex boyfriend and more so that he's willing to admit it in a court of law. I'd pay her to keep that quiet.
3. Tiger Woods is still news. He's not still having sex is he? He's playing in the Master, big deal. What shocks me is that people still think he's a sex addict. The man used what he had to get more of what he wanted. He's not addicted, he was resourceful. There.