This Isn't It, By A Long Shot

(I'd watch a Bubbles movie)

Michael Jackson's final film/concert/goodbye/drainage of money comes out this Wednesday and people can not wait(read here-excuse the grammar, iZ oNlY dA EnTeRnEtT). I for one am not one of those people thank god. I'm gonna get ripped for this but I could really care less to see this movie at all. Maybe when it is on VH1 in a few months I'll give it a look but it still won't be as good as The Jacksons Movie (full video here if you haven't seen it).

People are acting as if this is his farewell message to his fans but it is not. If he knew he was going to die (re: overdose) and recorded a movie saying goodbye and chronicling his last days then it would be completely different. But we can play the if game all day long and this movie still won't be anything other than an attempt to make money off a dead man. I do not want to watch a glorified "practice session." Many people are saying "But this is his LAST movie." I didn't watch any of his other movies anyways so I could care less.

Now I'm not here to shit on arguably one of the greatest entertainers of all time just stating my opinion. So in between Tool Academy, Rock of Love, Charm School, Behind The Music, Anvil, and all the other VH1 programs that instill family values I'll look for This Is It, then inevitably This Is More of It the sequel.

Bubbles is Ok

And no not your favorite stripper. We are talking about Michael's former monkey. He was found in an animal sanctuary doing well and is now 26 years old. I don't know how old that is relative to human years but he looks old in the link below.

He will not be attending the funeral though because he is "too violent." I would pay to see a violent monkey at a funeral. It would definitely lighten the mood and what would be funnier than Bubbles flinging shit at Joe Jackson?

[DailyMail]

Oh Yeah, This Happened. . .

(Picture of health)

If you live under a rock you still heard about this. I really have nothing to say other than:

1. He will probably go down as the best entertainer of our lifetime.
2. He was beyond psychological repair long before that picture.
3. I only feel bad that we lost him as an entertainer because taking daily pain killer injections really isn't that smart.

So get over it people, with the help of our friend: