Lance Briggs has shown us that not only can Chicago Bulls players cut themselves. First we had Jordan with the cigar cutter, Rose slicing apples while napping, and now Lance Briggs decided to shave his face blindfolded, and cut his hand. Apparently he was using a straight edge razor, maybe trying to act out Sweeney Todd (ya I liked a musical movie, so what).
My question is if Tiger and Roger Federererererer can use the Fusion Mach Turbo Booster razor why can't he? (I know Jeter uses it too but he can suck it)
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Ivan Drago's Picture Will Hurt You
Some attempted robbers broke into a house in Spain, tied up a woman, and started ransacking the place when they stop dead in their tracks. They spotted a photo of Dolph Lundgren and his family, which I hope was this one:


Apparently the thieves immediately left and got the fuck out. This probably doesn't help either.
[Gawker]
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