VP-Stay The Fuck Home

Well not really. Biden said to stay off planes and public transportation at the moment to combat the spread of swine flu further. I'm sure the airlines and public transportation are thrilled. Here's the video:

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Swine Flu

I refuse to crack jokes about this because I believe karma will kick me in the crotch (metaphorically) and I will somehow contract this shit.

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