I'm back, kinda. School gets in the way of updating so I apologize.

Drugs, Belly Dancing, and Black Labs

So the new show Homeland Security debuted on ABC last night and while interesting also led me to believe a few things:

1. Vehicles with tinted windows trying to gain entry to the U.S. always have illegal immigrants inside. ALWAYS.
2. Drugs are everywhere: tires, gas tanks, trunks, door panels, asian robot toys, in people, and more cars.
3. Furthermore drug sniffing dogs aren't always right-leading Customs and Border Patrol to tear apart your car for all your drugs.
4. Belly Dancers from Europe are liars who just come here to work and eat our food.
5. Teenagers think it's ok to bring drug paraphernalia from Mexico to the U.S. Specifically multiple bowls (glass pipes).
6. The T.S.A. agent that makes you strip, throw out your water and nail cutter, and altogether humiliates you, really does care. (Great video at that link)
7. And finally that this show is stupid. Not the job, but the show.

Rundown

• Jen Garner gives birth to another person that hates Ben Affleck movies [Mediatakeout]


• Hospitals no longer see the need to check for blades in your jaw [News4Jax]


• Boy ordered to cut hair because it looks fucking stupid of a gang symbol [Wavy.com]


• Mark Cuban backs out of pursuit of Cubs due to "economy"-not his major fuck ups [FanNation]

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Just Wait to You Smell My D*ck

Police in Port St. Lucie (Ed.-No clue where that is) have issued a warrant on a 25 year old man. The man came home and as he was using the restroom his 37 year old wife of 3 years asked him to "display his penis so that she can smell it." Apparently asking him if he was cheating was too subtle so smelling his penis was a more blunt approach. The man who is not into this kinky foreplay shit then proceeded to punch her in the mouth as she went to sniff and then kicked her when she was on the floor. True love did prevail as the woman became uncooperative with police when they informed her of the warrant that would be issued.

This seems like a little Joey Grecco action:

If you've never seen Cheaters you are deprived, or probably a good person.

And here you go as well:


[TCPalm]