Rundown

• Jen Garner gives birth to another person that hates Ben Affleck movies [Mediatakeout]


• Hospitals no longer see the need to check for blades in your jaw [News4Jax]


• Boy ordered to cut hair because it looks fucking stupid of a gang symbol [Wavy.com]


• Mark Cuban backs out of pursuit of Cubs due to "economy"-not his major fuck ups [FanNation]