Showing posts with label Wolves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wolves. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

You Bet Your Ass This Shirt Is Sweet


This shirt above, yes the Charlie from Always Sunny style shirt, is a hit on Amazon.com. The company that produces it has seen it's sales rise by over 2000% in its sales ranks. This phenomenon (it can only be described as that) is attributed to the comment board on Amazon. Here's a sampling of the comments:

  • "I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God."
  • "I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird."
  • "Every night, for the past 6 weeks, I have been visited by 3 wolf sprirts. And every night, they bestow upon me endless amounts of knowledge and offerings of imitation crab meat. They consider me their brothern, and I have found clarity and purpose in my life."
  • "I have been wearing this shirt for about 15 weeks and I have not needed to wash it! You don't put this shirt on your torso you put it on your soul. The day I bought this shirt I lost 300 lbs! I got a new chevy, a new Trailer and my kids quit meth. I now know that the moon on this shirt is not a picture but the moon itself."

Amazing stuff.

[Tribune via Amazon]