The King Doesn't Believe in F*ckin Obesity

So me and my girlfriend were talking the other day and here was our conversation:

GF: You know, your cologne is ok and all but I just need something more that arouses my senses, something that defines a man.
Me: Really, well what could I get that would help? Maybe like Sex Panther, maybe sushi, or even crayons?
GF: No. I need you to smell like a Whopper.

Ok so that conversation never happened but apparently someone high up at Burger King did have it, or they smoked a lot before going to work.

Either way it does give me a chance to watch a great commercial again.


[Telegraph]